The first book

E: EEEE EEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EE

So, it turns out the bar to self-publish an E-Book and paperback on Amazon is low. Really low. So low that me, a person with no ability to wrote write, nor speak for that matter, managed to publish a 391 page book. The only caveat, is that it was only the letter ‘E’.

Watch out, here’s a spoiler:

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But fun an all, but then I managed to pull C O M E D Y for reddit, where the collective posts received upwards of 45 thousand upvotes. This meant two things:

1. I increased my Internet Points

2. People actually purchased the book, which is an interesting financial decision on their part.

   So yeah, I’m now a “successful” self-published author, noice.

   The second book

   E-Bible: Ee eee eeeeeeeee Eee eeeeeee eee eeeeeee eee eee

Once you start you can’t stop, I mostly made this one because I wanted a book with more substance to give to my friends as a gag gift. Instead of just straight E, it’s a bible made out of E’s, made and formatted using Regex.

1:23

Eee eeeee eee eeeeeee eee eeeee eee eeeeeee, e eeeee eee.

1:24

Eee Eee eeee, Eee eee eeeee eeeee eeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeee eeeee eeeee eeee, eeeeee, eee eeeeeeee eeeeee, eee eeeeee ee eee eeeee eeeee eeeee eeee: eee ee eee ee.